Who Would Win a Game of One on One BasketBall, Air Jordan, or the Insane Hussein Obama?
RUSH for 2012 said 11/21, 02:02 PM
I think Obama wins. Either Jordan wins, and in retaliation Obama has his special agent's pull out their handguns and blow out the former's kneecaps. Or Jordan lets Obama win because he is afraid that the latter will have his special agents blow out his kneecaps if he doesn't. Either way, Jordan loses, Obama wins.
Proud 2 b liberal said 11/21, 02:53 PM
Obviously the answer would be Dick Cheney. He would be hunting in a wood nearby and you know darn well how good his aim is. Bush would immediately pardon him before he left office.
RUSH for 2012 said 11/21, 03:12 PM
O.K. Proud, you've got my vote for that whitty, and somewhat unexpected, comeback. But this only adds an entirely new dimension to the outcome of the BasketBall game. Now we know that Cheney shoots lawyers, so depending on who's lawyer he intends to shoot, the defendent's (Obama), or the prosecuter's (Jordan), we would then understand the outcome. If Obama's, then Jordan would win. If Jordan's, then Obama would win. So which would it be? I would think Jordan's because he doesn't have as much control over the fate of Halliburton and their lucrative involvement in Iraq. Cheney would not want to find himself on the wrong side of President Obama in that case!
Proud 2 b liberal said 11/21, 03:27 PM
Chicago lawyers are a pretty tough group though 2012. He shoots, but does not necessarily kill. This does nothing but p*ss them off royally. Now Haliburton has a real dilemma and Cheney's back account takes a hit. I never knew that basketball was such a strategic game. See that, you learn something each and every day.
RUSH for 2012 said 11/21, 03:58 PM
That does pose a problem. Cheney and his peppering of Jordan's gritty Chicago lawyer with birdshot would not necessarily kill him, and in that case would only increase public sympathy for an already beloved sports figure. By taking this course of action Cheney would only, once again, direct public scrutiny towards the Bush administration and away from the real issue: the fact that Obama had Jordan shot in the kneecaps. The public would forget about Obama's initial involvment. Meanwhile the Bush administration would then direct Jordan's wrath, especially since the lawyer would now have a personal stake in the matter, towards them. This could be problematic, but it still is not a way to escape between the horns of this argument. If Cheney shoots, then Bush takes the flack and the public can still adore Obama, this is true. Though, Jordan still loses the basketball game while Obama wins. Damn it, why does Obama always win!
Proud 2 b liberal said 11/21, 04:04 PM
He does only because you did not factor Chuck Norris into the equation. But then you have advanced calculus and it is too late on a friday afternoon for me to differentiate that equation.
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Proud, if I had another vote I would give it to you just to see that equation. But you're lucky, because I don't, so you're off the hook.
RUSH for 2012 | 11/21/08
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Maybe the non-differentiated equation would be something like: 2x^3+[(lnx)^(5.4/2.3)]/43.2*pi*x^(2.3/4.7)*e^[(zxy)^3.2]+[wxyz^(2/3)]/e = 4.253*pi*r^2-[sin(tan(23.3n))]/arcsin([4/3]pi*r^3-zxyw) - 5 Where x, y, z, w, and r are the variable. These would all be differentiated with respect to t (for time). you can decide what x, y, z, w, and r stand for... I'm too lazy to decide...
Your God(ess) | 11/21/08
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That is assuming that you factored in Norris' side kick Mike "dont Muck with me" Huckabee though Godess. I think that he was the "x" factor, because everyone knows who "w" is.
RUSH for 2012 | 11/22/08
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