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God originally made us out of cookie dough.


But he kept eating us faster than he could bake us.


Actually, we were originally the byproduct of a bad drinking binge .... and the touch of a noodly appendage.


Sorry...I was off on a bender.

"noodly appendage? You Pastafarians make me sick! Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is wrong wrong wrong! And if you were a true believer, you'd pose your debate arguments in the manner in which you folk celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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Elephant3

I disagree completely. It is a well known fact that while girls are made from sugar and spice and everything nice, boys are made from snips and snails and puppydog tails. Girls are cookie dough, boys are merely made from spare parts.

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Independent

It was ALIENS... dun.

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Goldwater

OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I ARE NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

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Romney

Are we supposed to vote for the funniest or something?

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Colbert

yngster: that might be an interesting approach here -- either that or vote on whichever position is more theologically plausible.

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Fdr

Notice how the dude with the Huckabee pic just doesn't get it....hmmm. And it's a well known fact that God made us in his Play-doh Fun Factory (which he keeps next to his original Castle Greyskull)

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Colbert

Timmay! He was done in by a run in with TimmyWMD? Who knows?

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Colbert

Hadrian pokes with TimmyMWD a noodly appendage. My GOD, you killed Timmy!

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Colbert

that made no sense.

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Colbert

To quote TimmyMWD, "Just forfeit if you're not going to reply - the vote count is in my favor and you haven't written an argument in nearly a week." http://www.elephant-donkey.com/elephantdonkey/show/5521

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Colbert

After more than a month waiting on TimmyMWD, I'll take the forfeit win. Thanks for playing.

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