God orders re-call of polar bears.
Hadrian said 04/12, 05:38 AM
Polar bears are a taboo subject for U.S. government scientists. Only those anointed as an "official spokesman" can publicly discuss polar bears -- and s/he needs to be certified as having an understanding of the Bush administration's position on polar bears.
What is the Bush administration's position on polar bears?
Because of scientific reports that the bears' icy habitat is melting due to global warming, the administration was asked to declare the bears as "threatened" under the Endangered Species Act. A "threatened" listing would bar the government from taking any action that jeopardizes the animal's existence.
Instead of making that determination, the Bush administration opened a major bear habitat to oil leases.
Speaking about the Endangered Species Act, a government spokesperson proclaimed "If God sees fit to re-call a species He created, who are we to question his divine judgement?
The spokesperson explained, "God created the dinosaurs, killed them off and turned them into oil. I'm sure scientists would have asked that the dinosaurs be covered by the Endangered Species Act as well!"
superstaniam said 04/15, 06:37 PM
I'd rather drive my hummer whenever i want...polar bears...and i'd love to see your info sources...you introduce these unfounded articles from fringe media sources into all of your debates...prove your facts
Hadrian said 04/17, 07:14 PM
Sources huh? Sources you say? superstaniam wants sources, we give him sources!
Creation: God and Endangered Species
http://www.ecospherics.net/pages/RolstCreatGod.html
Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53924
Do Malaysians Really Get Satire?
http://thebookaholic.blogspot.com/2007/10/do-really-malaysians-get-satire.html
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honestly...i don't know how i got the six votes...thanks guys...maybe people just don't like your e-d avatar...who knows...but yeah that kind of skews things...no point in continuing
superstaniam | 04/15/08
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"i'd love to see your info sources..." sez slippery stan. What an arrogant fraud! "As for my facts, I can only use up 1200 characters so my facts and sources will be posted as a comment below" says superstaniam 04/02, 11:37 AM Still waiting. http://www.elephant-donkey.com/elephantdonkey/show/6081
Hadrian | 04/16/08
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"you introduce these unfounded articles from fringe media sources into all of your debates..." sez unsourced stan. Sure...and you have the links to my resolves with such to prove that, right? But you won't post them, will you? Put up or shut up, Stanski
Hadrian | 04/16/08
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someone sounds a bit bitter about their last loss...sorry about that...i was busy driving my hummer around...just for the fun of it...
superstaniam | 04/17/08
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Someone sounds like he thinks making personal attacks will distract folks from the lack of action to produce any sources at all. The Native Americans have a name for folks like superstaniam..."Big Wind, No Rain". Blow hard superstaniam, blow hard, cause you ain't got no facts.
Hadrian | 04/17/08
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too true...i did not post facts on the last debate...and still won overwhelmingly...as to the task at hand...you still have not posted anything...i'm asking you for it...where is it?...if you want me to email those sources to you...i will...
superstaniam | 04/17/08
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for the record...the best part of all this is that it gets under your skin...
superstaniam | 04/17/08
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"honestly...no point in continuing" superstaniam | 04/15/08 This is simply an intellectual exercise dear Stanley. Under my skin? It is true I've tattooed your name to my anus as they seem synonymous, but no, otherwise life goes on as normal.
Hadrian | 04/17/08
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While Stan enjoys his time driving his SUV hunting for sources he can't ever seem to find while stridently demanding to see everyone else's, the courts move ahead in their case again this administration's inaction. Court Forces Government to Move on Polar Bear Status A federal judge on Monday gave the Interior Department until May 15 to come to a decision on whether to give polar bears protection under the Endangered Species Act. The ruling, coming after nearly four months of departmental delays, rejected the government???s contention that the case was too complicated to decide before June 30. "Defendants have been in violation of the law requiring them to publish" their decision on the bear???s status "for nearly 120 days," Judge Claudia Wilken of Federal District Court in Oakland, Calif., wrote. In addition to setting a May 15 deadline, Judge Wilken ordered that the decision take effect immediately, setting aside the usual 30-day grace period. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/us/30bear.html?partner=rssuserland&emc=rss
Hadrian | 04/30/08
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Simply based on the lack of sources promised and never delivered, I'll take the default win. Thanks for playing slipperystan.
Hadrian | 05/10/08
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Hahahaha...6 votes for a debate arguement not yet posted. Someone is obviously running a voting racket here. Don't bother posting because this debate is now tabled due to massive voting fraud. But feel free to leave your usual gratuitously abrasive remarks, slipperystan.
Hadrian | 04/15/08
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