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Vlad the Impaler won the Face Off.

Vlad the Impaler vs edwards 08

Face Offs: 2
Wins: 2
Losses: 0
Ties: 0
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Face Offs: 6
Wins: 2
Losses: 3
Ties: 1
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I Am Sexiest World Leader

Vlad the Impaler said 11/15, 09:22 AM
Let us be serious. Who is sexier? Karzai? Sarkozy? Nyet! I am sexiest world leadder.

edwards 08 said 11/15, 09:59 AM
No, you are not at all the world's sexiest leader. You look like you were weaned on a broccoli sprout and my rear end is probably better looking than your face. Seriously, you might want to grow back all of that hair you lost, get a nose job, and get your head out of your a** if you want to be better looking.

Vlad the Impaler said 11/15, 11:46 AM
Let me put it this way to you simple Jack Tripper-looking loser American candidate: Who you want to see with shirt off? Bush? Gordon Brownsky? Shinzo Abe? Merkel? Nyet! I have abs of steel and mind like trap! I am sexiest world leader. This is fact.

edwards 08 said 11/15, 02:44 PM
No, you do not spend your campaign money on $400 haircuts at a beauty parlor. I get $400 haircuts early and often. I am sexy, and not you.

Vlad the Impaler said 11/15, 10:40 PM
I do not need $400 haircut to look sexy. I have gifts from nature. You, Mr. Loser Candidate Man, are also not world leader. You are not even party leader. You are man from Three's Company, no? On this grounds alone you lose our little war--not that I concede for moment you are sexier. Nyet! Vlad is sexiest.

edwards 08 said 11/16, 11:26 AM
You are sexy, but I am sexy to women. You are only sexy to woman. You like doing other men and I have 4 women every night. I am much sexier than you