IamFry's Face Offs
“Greatest Hits: "John McCain is not an alpha male."”
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Fri, October 31 - Finished: Mon, November 03
“This site has (an) admin(s)!”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Fri, October 31 - Finished: Fri, October 31
“Also, Sarah Palin is nuts.”
Started: Fri, October 31“"Joe the Plumber" is a symbol indeed.”
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Fri, October 17 - Finished: Fri, October 17
“Biden's key to winning tomorrow's debate:”
MasterOfSand was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Wed, October 01 - Finished: Sat, October 04
“Let's Socialize the Oil Industry!”
Mark was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Mon, September 29 - Finished: Tue, September 30
“The 1st Presidential Debate and who WON??”
Started: Sat, September 27“Too many fiscal conservatives can't see the forest for the trees.”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Fri, September 26 - Finished: Wed, October 08
“The irony in the following quote represents an unfortunate element in our culture:”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Wed, September 24 - Finished: Mon, September 29
“The following quote, regarding the Catholic Church molestation scandal, is reprehensible.”
gocatholic was the winner.
Started: Thu, September 18 - Finished: Sat, September 20
“Am I crazy, or did Romney call the Bush administration 'Liberal' in his convention speech?”
Started: Thu, September 18“The movement toward fuel conservation and alternative energy is not actually an effort to "destroy capitalism".”
stumeade was the winner.
Started: Mon, September 15 - Finished: Fri, September 19
“Obama Worshippers are worse than Jesus Freaks”
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Fri, September 12 - Finished: Mon, September 15
“Sarah Palin "Under Attack"”
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Wed, September 10 - Finished: Wed, September 10
“Lip Stick On a Pig”
Salty_Dick was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Wed, September 10 - Finished: Wed, September 10
“As a group, liberals are not smarter than conservatives.”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Fri, August 29 - Finished: Mon, September 01
“The Democrats don't use their brains”
Started: Wed, August 27“White males are the root of all of history's problems.”
TheChocolateBearFactory vs IamFry
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Mon, July 07 - Finished: Mon, July 14
“I WILL VOTE ONLY FOR THE CANDIDATE THAT HAS A SOLUTION TO THE GAS CRISIS, OR NOT VOTE AT ALL IN NOVEMBER.”
Started: Tue, July 01“Arnold Schwarzenegger is in fact eligible for the position of Vice-President.”
Skipper04 was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Mon, June 30 - Finished: Mon, June 30
“A government should always do what is necessary, even if it results in unpopular policy”
Miral150 was the winner.
Started: Mon, June 23 - Finished: Mon, July 07
“Michelle Obama should be "fair game"”
Ended in a tie.
Started: Sat, June 14 - Finished: Tue, June 17
“Ed Rendell can and will be Obama's running mate.”
DonkeyDude was the winner.
Started: Sat, June 14 - Finished: Tue, June 17
“Right-wing, left-wing, it doesn't matter your political persuasion; talk radio will piss you off.”
Skipper04 was the winner.
Started: Thu, May 29 - Finished: Sun, June 08
“Voting on E-D should be publicly disclosed.”
Started: Fri, April 25“The leader board should be changed”
Started: Thu, April 24“FITNA: Back to the reality of our war on terror.”
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Sat, April 19 - Finished: Sun, April 20
“OBAMA IS NOTHING LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. not even close to MALCOLM X. He is just earning cheap points using his honorable good name.”
CRISP was the winner.
Started: Thu, April 17 - Finished: Thu, April 24
“Having a black president, presuming he's qualified, would be good for race relations and thusly good for society at large.”
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Thu, April 17 - Finished: Mon, April 21
“Bush's history of drunk driving was a harbinger of the negligence he would exhibit in office.”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Wed, April 16 - Finished: Thu, April 24
“It's ok for a US president to lie to the American public, as long as you agree with his reasons for doing it.”
Started: Tue, April 15“Whether Saddam Huessien had WMD's or not is no longer an important issue to the war in Iraq.”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Wed, April 09 - Finished: Wed, April 16
“Candidate's youthful indiscretions should not be held against them.”
Started: Fri, April 04“Limbaugh's "Project Chaos" is a forseeable result of staggered open primaries, and should not be prosecutable under state or federal law.”
HAHAHAOHWOW was the winner.
Started: Fri, March 28 - Finished: Tue, April 01
“The founding fathers knew what they were doing by not legislating an official language for the country.”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Fri, March 21 - Finished: Wed, March 26
“John McCain is not an alpha male.”
Ariyel was the winner.
Started: Fri, March 14 - Finished: Mon, March 17
“Putin is not a communist; he is an autocrat.”
Started: Thu, March 13“"Carbon Credit" system is not the best option”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Thu, March 13 - Finished: Sat, March 15
“Religious institutions should be taxed to the same extent that other businesses are.”
MorgMcA was the winner.
Started: Wed, March 12 - Finished: Thu, March 13
“We should adopt a "Carbon Credit" system.”
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Wed, March 12 - Finished: Wed, March 12
“Those who render others' armies helpless without fighting are the best of all.”
Accidental Democrat was the winner.
Started: Tue, March 11 - Finished: Wed, March 12
“To protect the sanctity of marriage, 'values' voters need to support anti-divorce legislation (i.e. heavy fines, prosecution, etc.) first.”
IamFry vs IrrationalExistentialist
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Fri, March 07 - Finished: Sun, March 09
“Crosswalk signal buttons are some sort of social experiment.”
Hadrian was the winner.
Started: Thu, March 06 - Finished: Fri, March 07
“Voting early is not universally wrong.”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Wed, March 05 - Finished: Fri, March 07
“Bush's only positive legacy will be that he ushered in a new era of American interest and participation in our political process (via incompetence).”
Started: Wed, March 05“President Bush shouldn't be as familiar as he claims to be with the Red Sox.”
Skipper04 was the winner.
Started: Thu, February 28 - Finished: Fri, February 29
“Ron Paul would be a horrible president.”
IamFry was the winner by forfeit.
Started: Thu, February 28 - Finished: Thu, February 28
“Hillary Clinton's lack of success proves that as the old political tactics are obsolete new ethical ones should be developed”
Started: Wed, February 27“Clinton is not fit to be president”
Started: Wed, February 27“The government shouldn't use the term 'marriage' period.”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Mon, February 25 - Finished: Tue, February 26
“We should recruit more people to join Elephant-Donkey.com”
Antioxidant Overdose vs IamFry
Antioxidant Overdose was the winner.
Started: Mon, February 25 - Finished: Thu, February 28
“Reagan was responsible for the partisanship of this party”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Sat, February 23 - Finished: Mon, February 25
“Nixon would've been a good president if he was elected in '60, but instead did badly when he won in '68. The climate in '68 caused him to be a crook.”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Sat, February 23 - Finished: Mon, February 25
“Republican, or 'Conservative'-minded private citizens tend to be motivated by complacency, often to the detriment of justice, social and otherwise.”
Ended in a tie.
Started: Thu, February 21 - Finished: Sat, February 23
“No matter who wins the Democratic nomination, there will not be a Clinton-Obama ticket this election season.”
Austhus was the winner.
Started: Thu, February 21 - Finished: Mon, February 25
“We shouldn't change our policy towards Cuba until they move toward democracy .”
IamFry was the winner.
Started: Tue, February 19 - Finished: Wed, February 20
IamFry's Face Off Record
- Face Offs: 45
- Wins: 23
- Losses: 20
- Ties: 2
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